I have five hundred and fifty eight friends on Facebook. Huh??Can you believe that!!!On this Friend List of 558 there are some people I know very well Like my Husband ,My Best Friend ,My Childhood Friends ,My Best Friend’s Mom , My Cosins …Actually I dont need Facebook to connect with them .
Then there are people whom I have known but don’t care to know any longer but who INSIST on knowing me further . And sent me repeated Friend Requests till I accepted . Phew ..Get a life people .Go find people who like you and stop being a Pile on .
Then there are people who are your super juniors /seniors and because you have like 85 Mutual Friends insist on being on your Friendlist even if you have never ever met them . Really !!! Networking this is called …
And then there are the worst of the Lot.The ones who randomly send you Friend Requests .Like the IT-Guy from Office . Just because I smile at you does not mean I want to be FRIENDS with you . I mean I have to smile because that is the quickest way to get you to fix my IT troubles .Do not construe it to mean that you can have access to anything more than my Laptop or my Data Card . Sorry MORON I do not want to be FRIENDS with you .So ,No Thank you , to your Friend Request .
Then there are the posts that want to make me VOMIT .I do not want to know your life’s intimate details . Pls spare me the horror . I do not want to know that you are knocked up or that you baby kicks you from inside. Or that you have massacred on Mafia Wars or You have harvested your crops on farmville or That you have answered some non sensical question on MyFriends Secrets .Stop spamming my Wall with baloney on Robert Vadra or Rahul Gandhi or Anna Hazare.If you really care so much then go out there and do something for real .Spamming my Wall does nothing .